You have sixty-three years of life. Three hundred thousand moments worth remembering. A dozen significant relationships, two careers, one marriage, one divorce, and approximately fourteen versions of yourself you barely recognize anymore. And you want to put all of this into a two-hundred-fifty-page book. This is where most memoirs die—not in the writing, but in the impossible math of trying to turn an entire life into a coherent narrative. You sit down with your good intenti